Had a day off from work…need today off too…sadly, won’t happen [#]

I think it would be inifinitely more satisfying to work 14 hours a day pretending to be something than 8 hours of a 9-to-5 job. [#]

Found my next fun vacation spot: http://tinyurl.com/yhlbxwf good times [#]

Best. Divorce Letter. Ever. http://tinyurl.com/ybjkbqb [#]

My dog is drinking out of his water dish, then sticking his nose in the water and blowing bubbles….FA-REAK! [#]

LOL poor Sarah Killen, now she’s going to be, in part, responsible for entertaining THOUSANDS of twitter followers now, thanks to CoCo. [#]

Interesting people to listen to are newsmakers and people who talk about newsmakers…what are the rest of us doing? [#]

I think I’ll move to Mars and start my own podcasts and internet talk shows. New episodes streamed to your computer every 30 years! [#]

I hereby proclaim that all humans in high school and/or college must read Orwell’s 1984, for the sake of what’s left of democracy here. [#]

I also hereby proclaim that all females ages 18+ must read and intellectually digest Jenna Jameson’s "How to make love like a pornstar". [#]

"RT @tiffanytexas: Testing out the cam on my new phone." Lookswise, you kinda remind me of Spricket24: http://tinyurl.com/yk5t33x [#]

Speaking of YouTubers: Comic Lisa Nova (http://tinyurl.com/ykqdbe8) almost looks like Porn Star Heather Brook (http://tinyurl.com/ygq2lfc) [#]

"RT @tiffanytexas: @mikeinthemoment who is that?" http://tinyurl.com/2lwjng [#]

"RT @barwalzun: I’d read it myself if it were a how-to, but it’s just an autobiography. ;)" Nooooooooooooooo! dohhhhh [#]

Orin Scrivello, DDS is my idol: http://tinyurl.com/3732wl [#]

"RT @FasTake: How are you feeling now?" I believe the heart of the question here is, how are YOU feeling now? [#]

♫ It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day to shoot neighbors…would you be mine…could you be mine?♫ [#]

(1/2) That lady who hosts the cbs version of GMA in the mornings suggested that, in order to avoid something like the pentagon shootings, [#]

(2/2) we should all be proactive in REPORTING SUSPICIOUS FAMILY MEMBERS to the authorities…really? I mean REALLY? 1984 mindset anyone? [#]

RT @Suessilicious: Tech support tip of the day "If your power is out.." - unless you have a UPS and a 3G mobile router of course..:-D [#]

I’d like a heaping glass of nothing but sleep, atm….and super size it! [#]

<insert interesting comment here> [#]

won’t be hard to sleep in today…overcast skies…perfect sleepin weather [#]

Playing a sold out show in Unconsciousness tonight…come on down, over 100 million people will be there. [#]

Here’s a real rockin tune! ♫ http://blip.fm/~ly50z [#]

Back when rock was openly all about sex an drugzzzzzzzzzz….no whining here! ♫ http://blip.fm/~ly5c6 [#]

…and silly big hair, but it was always about the ladehs….>:D ♫ http://blip.fm/~ly5jl [#]

…though I think she was singing about the same person that Ratt was in Way Cool Jr.. ♫ http://blip.fm/~ly5v0 [#]

Not bad for a poor white boy… ♫ http://blip.fm/~ly5zz [#]

….who did black music so selfishly and used it to get himself wealthy ♫ http://blip.fm/~ly658 [#]

, but it just so happens that I think Eminem is a freaking AWESOME wordsmith. ♫ http://blip.fm/~ly6g9 [#]

along with Ludacris…the music is funny, but his lyrical rhythm is priceless ♫ http://blip.fm/~ly6ng [#]

Gotta get back to muh roots ♫ http://blip.fm/~ly6tn [#]

Ok now its time to scrub my musical soul clean… ♫ http://blip.fm/~ly75r [#]

….and now to purify my soul! Some KSE ♫ http://blip.fm/~ly7a6 [#]

I love me some KSE…if King’s X was into devil worship, they’d sound like KSE…:-D ♫ http://blip.fm/~ly7fm [#]

ha ha saw a dj here called dream warriors and it reminded me of… ♫ http://blip.fm/~ly7ha [#]

Anyone going to see the new ANOES? ♫ http://blip.fm/~ly7jx [#]

I don’t know why but when I see "Wilco" it makes me think of… ♫ http://blip.fm/~ly7oc [#]

and the beat from Rock Me Amadeus totally brings me here… ♫ http://blip.fm/~ly7pr [#]

Possibly the least known, but coolest Rob Zombie song ever. ♫ http://blip.fm/~ly7sz [#]

RANDOMNESS: Voldemart. Always the most Evil. Always. ♫ http://blip.fm/~ly83b [#]

Admit it, Star Wars geeks…you loved the Ewoks didn’t you. ♫ http://blip.fm/~ly8mu [#]

Time to go..sweet nightmares… ♫ http://blip.fm/~ly8qv [#]